“Dude, where are my picks?”

“I got you big fella!” 

 

No hangover when you’re riding with an MLBbro on 4/21. I know you had a great time celebrating the 20th day of April, so we’re here to get your winning streak even higher and elevate your bankroll to levels of hysteria. Let’s get you bombed out on a Friday and take these three joints straight to the bookie even if you’re a rookie!

 

1. We’re rolling up to Chitown with our first joint, as the Los Angeles Dodgers (-195) are bringing that Cali funk to the Chicago Cubs (+165). Congratulations to MLBbro Mookie Betts, currently expecting his second child and will likely not play on Friday.

Dodgers’ lefty Julio Urias has been grinding batters (3 wins – 1 loss, 1.9 ERA), and the Cubs’ offense (2nd in batting average, 4th in runs, 5th in hits, 3rd in on base %). I’m expecting a close game, so take the Chicago Cubs +1.5 to make it a rude welcome to the Dodgers and Baby Betts.

 

 

MLBbro Mookie Betts Continues To Transcend The Game, Move The Needle with His 5050 Foundation

 

 

2. Nobody is higher than the Colorado Rockies (+220)…at least in elevation. That will do them no good as they visit the Philadelphia Phillies (-260), who’ve smoked their preseason momentum and are sitting in 4th in the NL East.

Even with Aaron Nola (1 win – 2 losses, 5.91 ERA) still trying to find his groove for Philly, I’m confident he’ll show no Brotherly Love in the duel against rookie Noah Davis in his first start for the floundering Rockies. Take the Phillies -1.5 (-125) as my Bro’s Best Bet!

 

3. The city of Oakland is blazed right now, as their A’s (+155) announced plans to build a new stadium in Las Vegas! The A’s take that negative energy with them to battle the 1st place in the AL West Texas Rangers (-180), who are featuring an MLBbro in Marcus Semien who is bubbling harder than the bong water!

Semien’s four home runs and 18 RBIs lead his team and his .293 batting average is nothing to cough at. A San Francisco area native himself, I think Marcus will be more than happy to roll up his boyhood rivals so I’m taking the Rangers -1.5 (+120) to end the night.

 

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