Seanbo’s MLBbro Bets! Keep That Whistle Wet!

Seanbo’s MLBbro Bets! Keep That Whistle Wet!

As we (@bbruh916 / @abookay3) drag our sorry butts into the MLBBro.com offices, we’re depressed at last week’s 1 win 2 loss record…shame, shame, shame. I can’t look into Hall of Famer Rob Parker’s eyes. I shudder wondering what the head honcho JR Gamble is thinking about our Ls to the Reds and Mariners.

But hey, if we can take a whoopin’ from our pops for watching the dirty cable channels on his blackbox back in the 90s, we can bounce back from last week! We’re going to do better, Dad America! Here are the revenge picks for today, the first Friday of June…

1. Game 1 takes place at 1:05 PM Eastern in the Bronx, as the New York Yankees (no line posted) take on the Detroit Tigers. Even though the Tigers were showing signs of life against the sneaky good Twins, the Bronx Bombers and righty Gerrit Cole (3.12 ERA) haven’t let off the gas all season. The Yankees money line are the Bros Best Bet, with their 4th ranking slugging % and 2nd ranked homer totals, this should be a walk in the park against the Tiger’s RHP Elvin Rodriguez (6.17 ERA) who is still winless on the season.

 

2. Speaking of the Yankees, we’re staying here for “Propagan”Drew’s prop of the day. I mentioned the Yanks can slug, and a lot of that is because Aaron Judge is playing for a new contract and bigger payday. Drew is feeling great about the Yankees over 3.5 Runs prop, and if you are feeling as risky as I am you’ll also throw a shekel or two on the over 8.5 Runs total for the game.

3. Rounding out Friday’s picks, let’s take it to Tampa Bay and lay a few on the Ray’s money line against the up and down Chicago White Sox (no line posted). This is less about the Sox RHP Vince Velasquez (5.3 ERA) only winning two games all year, and more about the absolute filth the Ray’s lefty ace Shane McClanahan (2.01 ERA) has served up on his way to a 5-2 record. Shane the Mac has been almost unhittable and barring a silent performance from the bats in Tampa this should be another W for him.

 

(Seanbo / @Bbruh916)

Seanbo’s MLBbro Bets! Keep That Whistle Wet!

Seanbo’s MLBbro Bets! Keep That Whistle Wet!

Another Friday is here, and those Bros Betting Baseball (@bbruh916 / @abookay3) are sporting another winning record of 2 of 3 from last week. Too bad it’s a weekly pick’em, because WHAT A WEEK IT WAS! Check out twitter and give us a follow to see some of the amazing parlays we hit, including an exhilarating 6-Teamer Screamer that was capped off with a Giants 13-12 walk-off vs. the Mets. With that said, let’s get you our 3 winning picks of this Friday, 5/27/2022:

1. We start off in the Midwest, as the beat up San Francisco Giants (no line posted) travel to the suddenly competitive Cincinnati Reds, starting at 12:40 PM Eastern. The Reds have actually looked great, taking the last two games from the Cubs in dominating fashion. That just won’t be enough against the Giants new lefty toy Carlos Rodon, who has been steady with a 3.43 ERA and has 62 Ks through 44 Innings. Take the Giants, and take them BIG.

2. Going back to Cali, let’s head south on the 5 to San Diego where the Padres (-200) welcome the Pittsburgh Pirates (+175) for a 3:40PM Eastern first pitch. As hot as the summer has been, the Fathers are even hotter! 2nd in the NL West, and they’re top 10 across the board in all pitching stats. Taking the bump for SD is Lefty Sean Manaea who actually has a higher ERA (4.04) than his adversary Jose Quintana (ERA 2.43). Quintana hasn’t been bad this year, but the Padre’s bats are better. 11th in Runs and on a hot streak, take the Padres at home.

3. The night cap is the Bro’s Best Bet, as “Propagan”Drew hits you in the face with numbers that will blow you away. Houston Astros (-200) will be in the Pacific Northwest to battle the Seattle Mariners. After a hot start, the Mariners have been more miss than hit in their 2022 campaign. A slumping Chris Flexen (RHP) tries to shake the stank off the Mariners, but he’s got a mountain of a man to climb in the Astro’s vet Justin Verlander (RHP). Drew’s stats are crazy:

  • Mariners are 0-4 in Flexen’s last 4 starts vs. a winning team
  • Astros are 5-0 in their last 5 games after scoring 2 runs or less in their previous game
  • Wins vs. Losses MATTER; Verlander is currently 6-1, while Flexen is 1-6 on the year.

Rock the night hard and pick those dirty rotten Astros, and let Vegas take a bath while you swim in those disgusting dollar dollar bills, yal!!!

(Seanbo / @Bbruh916)

Seanbo’s MLBbro Bets! Keep That Whistle Wet!

Seanbo’s MLBbro Bets! Keep That Whistle Wet!

Welcome back to Bros Betting Baseball, MLBBro.com fam! We were kissin’ sisters last week, as both games and the prop were postponed due to weather, and it was a “PUSH PARTY” hold the Salt n’ Pepa. Let’s try to get back to our winning ways (2 Wins; 1 Loss; 3 Pushes on the season), as “Propag”Andrew (@Abookay3) and I (Seanbo / @Bbruh916) battle the books during a spooky Friday the 13th edition of our picks!

Let’s take you through some of teams looking to get gory revenge, and don’t be scurr’d to drop a few shekels on our monster slate of games!

1. Let’s take our first thrilling pick to the baseball capital, as the St. Louis Cardinals (no lines posted) take on the San Francisco Giants in St. Louis at 8:15pm Eastern. Logan Webb (RHP) was HORRIFIC his last time against the Cardinals, who are bringing in their righty Jordan Hicks (3.78 ERA) to see if they can murder the boys from the bay once again. Webb (3.82 ERA) looks to get some payback, as the Cards (top 20 in all hitting stats) are responsible for his only loss (4-1) on the season. Giants have the silver bullet in Webb, riding a hot streak including 2 wins vs. the Cards, and are our best bet this week.

2. When we’re talking about props, we’re talking strikeouts and runs not fake knives and hatchets. You may think he’s been possessed when you see the Cleveland Guardians RHP Aaron Civale’s sky-high 9.45 ERA, but the guy can’t find the plate right now! We’re a staggering 5-0 when betting the OVER on Runs prop plays vs. poor Aaron on the year. Since Buxton and Correa are doing disgusting things with their bats in the land of lakes, we’re looking at the OVER on Runs for the Minnesota Twins (Total runs line not yet posted).

3. To close out Friday the 13th we head to the scariest place on earth, LOS ANGELES! The Phillies (+185) and lefty Kyle Gibson (3-1) take on the man that gave them nightmares in a near perfect game, LHP Klayton Kershaw (4-0) and the Dodgers (-225). In the battle of goliaths, the Doy-ers are prolific on the mound (1st in ERA, 1st in WHIP, and 3rd in Walks allowed), and the Phillies know a thing or two about swinging the wood (5th BA, 7th Runs, 6th Hits, 3rd Slugging %, and 6th HRs). Baseball heads know you pick pitching over bats, and the Dodgers will close out our trifecta triple play for the week. Good luck, sleep tight, and don’t let the bookies bite!

(Seanbo / @Bbruh916)